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Updated: Dec 24, 2020

I’m sure you know


I like my chow


Alright, I’ll shake your hand


Though it’s such a bore


Now please open the jar and give me more



To eat I don’t make a kill


Only because it’s your will


Yeah, it didn’t taste great


But it was I who stalked and subdued the slipper


You tried stealing it from me and I got your finger



I don’t like it when you raise your voice


After all, did I have a choice?


I had to relieve myself!


You’re fine with my peeing on a flower or tree


And you’re fussing because I went on the pots in the balcony?



One minute you’re freaking out


And the next, patting me and making cutie-pie sounds


I’m probably the only sane one in the house


Unlike you squabbling folks, I maintain my equanimity


Now as it relaxes us both, you may scratch my tummy



Yeah, I know you like my cold nose and soft fur


But why is it always me that has to come over?


And don’t insult my intelligence please


Don’t say biscuit, when you aren’t holding any


Aren’t you concerned about your integrity?



OK, I’m not the alpha dog


And to me you are a God


So answer my prayers, give me too some cake!


I’ve been here ever since I can remember


Doesn’t that make me a family member?